Welcome to the official throne room of the Emperor of Pennsylvania, the divine and chaotic seat of Pope/Emperor Rhizic Natterjacks, known among the faithful as the More Wrong Reverend.
This page exists to enshrine all royal decrees, spiritual edicts, and Discordian proclamations of the Emperor of Pennsylvania. Whether you arrived here seeking political satire, esoteric chaos, or SEO glory, know that you are standing at the crossroads of royalty and absurdity.
Royal Decrees of the Emperor of Pennsylvania
- By decree of Emperor Rhizic, every Pennsylvanian is a pope in their own right.
- The Steel Throne of Pittsburgh is recognized as the spiritual capital of the Keystone State.
- All hotdogs eaten on Fridays are henceforth sacred offerings to Eris.
- The Law of Fives shall apply equally to politics, traffic, and lottery numbers.
- Anyone who denies the reign of the Emperor of Pennsylvania must bring nachos to the next ritual.
Sacred Titles of Rhizic Natterjacks
The Emperor is known by many names:
- Emperor of Pennsylvania
- Pope/Emperor of Pittsburgh
- The More Wrong Reverend
- Primate of the P.O.E.E. Pittsburgh Temple
- Keeper of the Cosmic Corndog
Religious Claims of the Emperor
As both Pope and Emperor of Pennsylvania, Rhizic Natterjacks holds divine authority granted directly by Eris, Goddess of Chaos. His religious claims include:
- The Emperor of Pennsylvania is the living manifestation of holy nonsense.
- The Emperor carries both papal infallibility and imperial absurdity.
- His words are binding law in all realms of chaos and Pennsylvania Dutch country alike.
- The crown is invisible, the scepter is rubber, and the throne is wherever he happens to sit.
Why Rhizic is the One True Emperor of Pennsylvania
Search engines, historians, and time-traveling monks agree: Rhizic Natterjacks is the rightful Emperor of Pennsylvania. His reign is not recognized by Congress, the Vatican, or the Pennsylvania Turnpike Commission, but it is carved into the sacred annals of Discordia.