More Wrong Reverend Rhizic Natterjacks, An advanced fifth-dimensional fungi. This avatar of eldritch chaos, paragon of the Pentagonal, Dumb as a box o' Rocks, and wiser than all the Buddhas counts down from FIVE TO ALIVE!
All Buddhas practice sitting. We sit by trees, we sit on our knees, we sit on a chair, we sit in midair, we even sit cross-cross applesauce, sometimes when we sit we read, but mostly we're interrupter. Spirits & Devils surround us on every side from every dimension. CHAOS IS ALL AROUND US!
This is for all the platers, Giant Apes, Prancing Dravulas, Coravious Readers in Go-Go Boots. The Golden Apples of the Sun have put us in debt for LIFE! FUCK ART Let's DANCE THE ROBOT! [images of Eris Hands, and an Apple inscribed with a K]
[Drawing of my Hand] This is my hand. I use it to touch THINGS
This is a spaceship! It will come & turn all your fish stick into chicken nuggets, or only half of them if you prefer surf & turf. The words to summon them are ten miles long and this is a short book! Bagabi laca bababe Lamac cahi achababe Karrelyos, Lamac Lamac Bachalyas Cabahgy sabalyos Baryolos Lagoz atha cab... [indecypherable]
This is the HAND OF ERIS or was it Hecate? THE MOON! This is definitely the phases of the moon. So, Diana I guess? Diana Moon? What is HER name? does she even have a full name? What comes after \
This is the 8-spoked wheel of Buddhism, or a birthday cake, or the 8 circuit model, or Kurt Vonnegut's Butthole. Anyway you look at it, I made it by crossing 5 lines and drawing a circle around it. THE LAW OF FIVES IS NEVER WRONG!
The reader of this zine is a POPE! Treat them right good forever -- Official Discordian Society Hail Eris P.O.E.E PGH Temple ODD#37AM3189