Zen for Butts: A Primer [image of a butt sitting on a red cushion]
[This is a 2-page spread depicting a figure sitting crosslegged near pine trees and a mountain]
[2 page spread cont.] Grab a Cushion. Find a Nice place to Sit.
Where are you? On your Duff! What to do?
SIT! Experience Sitting! Where are you?
[outline of a figure, their head is a dotted line containing a question mark] Become One
It's harder than it sounds. Practice sitting, then let go your earthly teather.
You've read the Koans, now hold on to your seats! (copyleft, all wrongs reversed, MoreWrong Rev Rhizic Natterjacks http://fuckup.solutions/PghOEE/ ODD#11Cfn3187